Random thoughts

I'm in a bit of a random mood today. I don't know why. Perhaps it's too much Irn Bru, maybe it's the fact we have had the afternoon off. But being in a random mood has giving me loads of time to think. I have realised, much to my dismay, that the amount I have in common with myself is almost scarey. What scares me the most, however, is that there are some things I DONT have in common with myself. For example, cheese on toast. Do I like it? I do, but I don't. Especially when it is slightly under-cooked and the cheese just falls off the bread. I hate that. Another thing I hate are evil chipmunks in ferraris, which granted you don't see too many of these days. Perhaps it's the financial situation meaning that chipmunks can't affort ferraris these days.

I've also realised that Paul is a fool. Well, this afternoon he is. Strutting around with out his socks on as if he owns the place. Makes me disgusted. But he will regret it. I'm just waiting for him to kick his footlocker by mistake. In his sockless state, that would hurt. And oh, how I would laugh. Bwahahaha.

I have also managed to put the finishing touches to a BRILLIANT idea I have had. All I need is a hundred monkeys, two meters of purple string and a blimp, then nothing can stop me from taking over the world. Nothing I tell you. Well except from a pin to burst my blimp. But then I shouldn't have told you that. Damn my big mouth.

Also, after much research, I can confirm that it is impossible to lick your own elbow, but it is not impossible to lick someone elses elbow. I also found out today, much to my amazement, I am still able to suck my own big toe. Not quite sure what purpose that could possibly have, but it is nice to know.

-Chris-